Santa conquers the martians mst3k vs rifftrax live. Dec 05, 20 enter your location to see which movie theaters are playing rifftrax live. During their mission, they also abduct two children who lead the aliens to the north pole and santa. Santa claus sometimes also known as santa claus vs. I remember watching scctm as a child, and even then i knew it was stupid and bad. If you have seen santa claus conquers the martians sccm then there is a fair chance the you remember, at the very least, fragmented images of the jolly one interacting with greenskinned people with 1960s futuristics sets, props and costumes. Id go with cinematic titanic over rifftrax here, because theyre clearly fed up with this movie, and it puts a great edge on some of the riffs. Its just not even close to as bad as ice cream bunny. It has since found new life again, as it has been the subject of new riffing by cinematic titanic and rifftrax, both productions of former mst3k writers and. The martians kidnap santa claus because there is nobody on mars to give their children presents. No, its not a harrowing followup to our classic thrill ride short drawing for beginners.
Martians kidnap santa claus to cheer up the children of mars. Santa claus conquers the martians bravely attempts to set the. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 plot summary imdb. Favorite version of santa claus conquers the martians. This holiday season join santa on a madcap adventure in outer space. Mst3k 0321 20010418 santa claus conquers the martians. Making manos for children doesnt make it good, it just makes it a bad movie for children instead of a bad movie for adults. Santa claus conquers the martians cast and crew tv guide. Martians worried their kids arent happy try to bring santa to mars. In the film, santa works in outer space and does battle with a demon named pitch, sent to earth by lucifer to ruin christmas by killing santa and making all the children of the earth do evil. Throw into the mix santa and the fairy snow queen, an insane short featuring a pixie named snoopy, a horrific life size jack in the box, and a lion who is oh so proud of his candy eating ability, and you ve got one of our funniest live shows to date. Dec 08, 2016 one of the most famously cheesy and terrible christmas movies gets the rifftrax live.
Will the children on earth have no toys on christmas day. Rifftrax was thrilled to bring the magical wonderland known as k. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 rotten tomatoes. Many have forgotten or choose to forget the santamartian wars of 1964. Read the santa claus conquers the martians movie synopsis, view the movie trailer, get cast and crew information, see movie photos, and more on. The martians kidnap santa claus because there is nobody on. I feel a bit the same about rifftrax and likely would about cinematic titanic if they put out more that one movie a year. Science fair quality sets, dgrade community theater costumes, dialogue so wooden you could carve a cup out of it. Dec 10, 2006 santa claus conquers the martians 1964 is considered to be one of the worst movies ever made. Santa claus conquers the martians is aimed straight at the very small fry, who probably will eat it up. Nelson, kevin murphy and bill corbett, 201481august 1, 2014. The martians then take santa and the two children back to mars with them.
I decided to put up a list of my own, of rifftrax live shows that i got. Club mst3k watch streaming episodes of mystery science. Nelson, kevin murphy, and bill corbett also known as the stars of mystery science theater 3000 present a jolly ol. One of their number doesnt believe their kids need santa and undermines them at every turn. The grandfather in zindy the swamp boy is the director of santa claus mst3k episode 521 and he. Please join mike, kevin, and bill for rifftrax live. Jacobson, based on a story by glenville mareth, that stars john call as santa claus. One of the most famously cheesy and terrible christmas movies gets the rifftrax live.
There, santa shows the dour martians how to have fun. Santa claus conquers the martians onenightevent by joey hollywood films. Skip seasons 0 and 1, and try episodes with the most laughs. Santa clause conquers the martians internet archive. The following is a list of rifftrax, downloadable audio commentaries featuring comedian.
Martians, upset that their children have become obsessed with tv shows from earth which extol the virtues of santa claus, start an expedition to earth to kidnap the one and only santa. It also features an eightyearold pia zadora as girmar, one of the martian children. So i went to imdb and read his filmography and guess what movie ken clarke steve was in. Sorry if it is bad form to request all of these in one thread. Download the rifftrax livesanta conquers the martians torrent or choose other verified torrent downloads for free with torrentfunk. Santa claus conquers the martians internet archive. A 6gb 1080p rip of the bluray with the following tracks.
With a full arsenal of hair dryers, martians abduct santa, forcing him to create generic christmas. Enter city, state or zip code go fandango fanalert. While on earth, they kidnap two lively children that lead the group of martians to the north pole and santa. Aug 25, 2011 santa claus fosters depression is the chilling tale of st. The entire cast is made up of unknowns, except for a young precelebrity pia zadora, as martian tyke, girmar, and ned wertimer, as kidtv reporter andy henderson. Only hollywood could cook up such an absurd story and only the maverick theater would want to adapt it to the stage. Dec 11, 2016 when it comes to santa conquers the martians, which riff do i like better. The children of mars are in a funk, so martian king kimar comes up with a solution. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 directed by. Santa claus conquers the martians as chico marx so wisely put it, there aint no sanity clause. Mst3k santa claus conquers the martians full episode. Ive had this one done for a while, but i guess i was waiting for the season to be more appropriate. Santa claus conquers the martians screens thursday december 7th at 7.
The martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching tv shows from earth that sing the praises of santa claus, so they decide to make a trek to the planet to capture mr. Except i will still watch this, the other mst3k christmas movie and the rifftrax star wars holiday special one a year. Santa claus conquers the martians trailer youtube christmas eve visit from santa claus duration. This is, without exaggeration, one of the single worst films ever made, which hasnt prevented it. If you thought santa conquers the martians was weird, you aint seen nothing yet. Rifftrax is pretty much in that same vein, but i think of that live show more for the shorts. With trace beaulieu, joel hodgson, jim mallon, kevin murphy.
Night of the shorts sf sketchfest 20 1 hours and 37 minutes movie 20 rifftrax and special guests perform live at the castro theatre during sf sketchfest 20. What on earth would we do if martians invaded and kidnapped santa claus for their own. Throw into the mix santa and the fairy snow queen, an insane short featuring a pixie named snoopy, a horrific life size jack in the box, and a lion who is oh so proud of his candy eating ability, and youve got one of our funniest live shows to date. Tell me is it true that this year, theres a rumor that youre going to use a rocket sled. Santa claus conquers the martians is a wacky, silly film, and it perfectly lends itself to the rifftrax style of humor. As mainstream moves go, santa claus conquers the martians surely must rank as one of the oddest ever made. The film opened yesterday at the palace, embassy and other theaters. When thinking of classic christmas specials, its not long before snoopy comes santa and the fairy snow queen rifftrax.
Zclassic is playing attack of the giant leeches and i realized that steveheaded pig benton was also in 12 to the moon. Many have forgotten or choose to forget the santamartian wars. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 is considered to be one of the worst movies ever made. With john call, leonard hicks, vincent beck, bill mccutcheon. Gordon murrays santa claus to select cinemas nationwide for the ultimate holiday riff live on thursday, december 4th, 2014 get your magic eye ready as michael j. Santa, you will never return to earth, you belong to mars now. Joel and the bots take on the infamous christmas classic santa claus conquers the martians 1964 in which a group of martians kidnap santa claus because they have no one on mars to give their children presents. Santa claus conquers the martians is objectively a bad movie.
Santa claus conquers the martians also titled santa claus defeats the aliens is a 1964 science fiction film in which martians, trying to cure the malaise of their children, kidnap the santa claus and a couple of earth kids that got mixed up in the plot and take him to mars to create the first martian christmas. I get to show him the star wars one this year, im really looking forward to that. Santa claus conquers the martians, with commentary from lawnboyspost1975 and jimmy not for kids. Dec 23, 2007 mst3k best of santa claus conquers the martians duration. Dec 30, 2014 this beloved and baffling gem from our santa claus conquers the martians live show is now available as a studio short. Its worth noting, however, that the print of the movie they use is really beautiful. I have a version of this but im wondering if a better copy exists. The biggest, most brightlywrapped gift under the colorful christmas tree is a new digital restoration of the unforgettable 1964 bmovie santa claus conquers the martians, best known as the screen.
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